My eyebrows are still thinner than I would prefer them to be but unless I want to take the time to invent some magic hair thickening and growing formula which would surely make me rich I will just have to settle with them being what they are, a little over-plucked, or maybe a lot over-plucked, either way I would like to encourage the youth of the world to put down their tweezers and refuse to pluck their eyebrows because after plucking and plucking for years there will be a day when you will want those little hairs back but they will not come and you will cry.

I love to clip my finger nails, I love it more than I can explain but I have never been too fond of filing, you know, with an emery board or whatever. That was until two nights ago when I had a sudden compulsion to file my nails instead of digging around in my random piles of crap to find the silver clippy tool I love so much. So I filed and filed and kept filing and once I got to the point where my nails could not be any shorter without exposing raw flesh I stopped and felt satisfied. I find satisfaction in odd things but it’s just another thing about me that I find so awesome.

I cut about 6″ off my hair the other day and I’m actually a lot more happy about it than I thought I would be when I took the scissors out and did it. I love cutting my hair off, it doesn’t feel as satisfying as plucking out my eyebrows, but it’s pretty damn close.

I must also let you guys know that I am working on one of the most amazing tans ever. First, I have tan knees, yep, just the knees. I know what you must be thinking but it’s seriously going to be the new thing. You just watch. I was in Bend last weekend and Summer said to me “Yeah I knew I was tan when I looked in the mirror naked and saw I was still wearing my bikini” I replied “I knew I was tan when I looked in the mirror naked and I was still wearing a short sleeve shirt and jeans with holes in the knees”.

As always I have A LOT going on in my head and I am working on getting it into some sort of order so I can share it with the Internet. It will be sooner than later, I promise.