I keep hearing random things on the radio, this car I am borrowing actually has one, that make me think and motivate me to write but do I do it? noooooo. Well this time I am gonna write. I was listening to Love Line for a few minutes when I picked Kendel up from work the other night and they were talking about PORN. Yes, porn.

One guy, don’t remember if it was Dr. Drew or one of the other hosts, was talking about how porn can give men unrealistic ideas about sex and about women and sex as far as what they like, don’t like etc. He also said it has created some sort of obsession with anal sex. This little ditty just popped in my head: What-what in the butt, I said what-what in the butt. You wanna do it in my butt? in my butt? I like the southpark version best. Anyways…

I have never really thought about porn like that, I guess because I just don’t normally sit around and ponder the effects of fake people having fake sex and what it can do to people who watch a ton of it or who become addicted to it.

It did make me think about a certain episode of friends though, and yes I know I have watched my DVDs of that show way too much! It’s an episode where Joey and Chandler find a porn channel on the tv and they think that if they change the channel or turn off the tv the free porn will be gone. So they keep it on all day every day and after a few days they have this exchange:

Chandler: I was just at the bank and there was this really hot teller, and she didn’t ask me to go do it with her in the vault!
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza-delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Chandler: What? No, “Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?”
Joey: No! Nothing!
Chandler: You know what? We have to turn off the porn.

I know it’s just a tv show and its meant to be funny but all jokes have a bit of truth right? If someone watches too much porn do they lose their grip on reality? I know that too many magazines and victoria’s secret catalogs make me lose my grip on reality because I feel like a super fat blob when I am actually pretty average.

so… porn… what d’ya think? I think I rather go jump on a trampoline and feel my body jiggle.